� India Rubber 3:28

 
Originally released: March 1995

Available on: Fake Plastic Trees (single)

 
Did it all for you to say
You never wanted me that way
Now the dogs have had their meat
I think I'll go plug in the mains

I tumble like a clown
Before your baying hounds
I supplicate myself into your hands

When you spare a make up smile
I'm instantly your biggest fan
How was I to know that you practiced it beforehand?

I tumble like a clown
Before your baying hounds
I supplicate myself into your hands

 

This experimental b-side is based largely on Phil's heavy drumming. The song closes with laughter, blending after a moment with the sounds of people talking and generally making noise -- a party atmosphere.

This was Colin's response when he was asked about who was laughing at the end: it''s jonny laughing at one of his own jokes as usual that he's nicked from stephen fry or some radio four light ents programme from the last thirty years.