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Moby imagines a contest with Thom Yorke, and mostly loses
first posted on Treefingers by Miro · rewritten for the archive
Moby has pitted himself against Thom Yorke in an imaginary celebrity contest on his official website, and gives away most of the rounds. Yorke wins on hair, and a fight, Moby reckons, would end level unless Yorke has trained in martial arts. Moby calls hygiene a tie, which the BBC's Top of the Pops site doubts.
Yorke takes the singing round as well. Thom has the voice of an angel and I have the voice of a pig farmer.
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