Song · Hail to the Thief era (2003–04)
A Punchup at a Wedding
Forty-two thousand people saw Radiohead come home to Oxford in 2001. One review of it is the reason this song exists.
7 jul 2001
south park, oxford
On 7 July 2001 Radiohead played South Park in Oxford, their first hometown show since 1996, with Lyttelton, Beck, Sigur Rós and Supergrass on the bill. About 42,000 people came; Alex Ross wrote that it may have been the biggest public gathering Oxford had ever seen. The £145,000 it raised went to local charities, among them the Samaritans and the Orchestra of St John's, who had played on Kid A and Amnesiac.
one of the biggest days in my life
thom yorke · parlophone interview disc, 22 april 2003
Then someone wrote it off. On the same interview disc he said he could not get over a writer who, simply because they had a keyboard in front of them, could dismiss an event that had meant so much to so many people. The critic is not named, and the song does not name them either.
2002
nobody knows what's going on
The band describe it as funk-influenced, and Yorke said it was about more than one review: it also carried the helplessness he felt watching world events in those years. Asked by M-Web about the title, he gave a picture rather than an explanation.
it's just like a punch up at a wedding. Nobody knows what's going on.
thom yorke · m-web, 2003
Chuck Klosterman, in Spin, heard a narrative about the stock reactions to a social blunder. The words are an accusation built almost entirely out of worn-out idioms and insults, aimed at someone who turned up to start a fight and spoil the big day. Kate Livett, in the Australian Humanities Review, listed its idioms among the stock phrases the album turns against themselves. The full title adds “(No no no no no no no no.)”, and the site's own transcription of the lyric opens on the word “no”, over and over.
2002–03
fifty-one nights
It was one of the songs aired on the Spain and Portugal tour, first in Lisbon on 22 July 2002, ten nights that summer, the last of them in Salamanca on 7 August. It came back at the Olympia in Dublin on 17 May 2003 and was played 41 times that year. The last is The Point in Dublin on 4 December 2003. Fifty-one nights, never an opener or a closer, and not heard since.
after
cut, twice
In 2008 Yorke posted his own alternative running order for the album on Radiohead's website, and this was one of the four songs missing. Angie Martoccio of Rolling Stone called it the most alarming absence on that list, and one of the band's most underrated songs. Niall Doherty, writing for Louder in 2025, put it on his list of the album's half-baked tracks. The live album of 2025 left it off, with “Backdrifts”, to fit on vinyl.
on stage
Live at Le Reservoir.· Thom Yorkewatch on youtube →
takes(2)
Live history
| Times played | 51 shows |
|---|---|
| Live debut | Monday 22 July 2002 · Lisbon |
| Last played | Thursday 4 December 2003 · Dublin |
Nights played include broadcasts; opened and closed count gigs only. A cancelled night has no setlist. All setlist stats →
sources9
- Wikipedia, “Amnesiac (album)”, for the South Park concert, the attendance, Alex Ross and the charities.
- Wikipedia, “Hail to the Thief”, for the review, the funk, the helplessness and Yorke's words (citing the Parlophone interview CD, 22 April 2003), and the 2008 tracklist (citing NME, 7 June 2013).
- M-Web, “Radiohead interview: more blank than frank”, republished by News24 (undated, 2003 promotion), for Yorke on the title.
- Chuck Klosterman, “No More Knives”, Spin, July 2003.
- Kate Livett, “Thieves and Fascists: the Politics of Abjection in Radiohead's Hail to the Thief (The Gloaming)”, Australian Humanities Review, February 2007.
- Angie Martoccio, “Twenty years later, Radiohead's Hail to the Thief has never sounded better”, Rolling Stone, 9 June 2023.
- Niall Doherty, “Radiohead on the making of Hail To The Thief, the record that got away from them”, Louder, 8 June 2025.
- Rob Sheffield, review of Hail to the Thief (Live Recordings 2003–2009), Rolling Stone, 19 August 2025, for the live album's omission.
- The site's live archive for the South Park date and every performance.
